boilerdang-chuckleface:

killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

MY NEW MOTTO


misscannabliss:

Took 5 tabs of acid (first time doing it ever) and my friend gave me a bunch of acrylic paint. Painted it with my fingers tripping out of my mind. Also I’m colorblind, and don’t work with abstract work at all (I only have ever done drawing). Thought this was pretty wacky.

aw i missed this post!!

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johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

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stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

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faction  before  b l o o d .

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mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes


frecklesrex:

11/? Favourite Supernatural Tumblr Posts

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  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*